I didn't hear them from my mom, didn't read them in a book, and I never said them while teaching parenting classes...Here are some things I never thought I would say as a mother...context aside, even I had to stop and laugh at myself!
"Go get them!" as I throw my keys up the stairs as iniative to climb...
"Get your mouth off the vaccum hose!"
"No more peaches! Want a cookie?"
"No, you can't brush your teeth!"
Im sure there will be more to come- these kids are running me ragged!!